No seriously, why?
The Bulls are making unnecessary “moves” as if we actually have a center outside of Noah. Oh wait. we don’t! Don’t get me wrong now, Joakim is the only sheriff on the court with the big guns; But we all saw what happens when Noah is out with an injury and we need another go-to man (whoâ€™s nowhere to be found, because the Bulls have yet to acquire one.)
Now if this was strictly about money and Chicago just wasnâ€™t able to fulfill the monetary demands of each contract, I couldâ€™ve definitely given the staff a few trades off the top of my head! I donâ€™t want to name namesâ€¦.but if youâ€™re going to trade a player over money, at least trade the one(s) whose ends DONâ€™T justify the means. You guys are over here resigning players that I wouldâ€™ve let go with a pink slip and a compensatory Kyle Korver bobble headâ€¦ and hell, even a LBJ MVP sweatshirt for all I care.
Even though we didnâ€™t make it to the finals this past season, we Bulls fans had faith in the fact that when Rose came back, we could actually give this city a championship. Well now what? I bled red and black not because Chicago is my hometown, not because Iâ€™m â€œTeam Derrick Roseâ€ and not because itâ€™s the way of my house as deemed by the Michael Jordan eraâ€¦ but because I fell in love with the players and the chemistry of the team. Whenever we were down in a game, I said, â€œItâ€™s okay, because weâ€™ve got the Bench Mob.â€ Not â€œsomeâ€ bench mob. Not â€œaâ€ bench mob. But THE Bench Mob. Well, without Kyle Korverâ€¦Guess what. THERE IS NO BENCH MOB PEOPLE! THERE ISNâ€™T ONE… Nice going guys.
Whatâ€™s a 20 piece without Hot Sauce?! Iâ€™ll tell you what it isâ€¦ not right.
If youâ€™re going to trade the man, did you have to give him over to the â€œoppâ€? Like, seriously? Korver was Chicagoâ€™s hot sauce, and now youâ€™ve given Atlanta the opportunity to reduce him to mere mild sauce on the benchâ€¦ now karma says Chicagoâ€™s gonna be “KETCHUP”â€¦ trying to â€œcatch upâ€ to the scoring ability of other teams!
â€œCan I get a 20 piece with extra ketchup?â€ Right. Even the old men too cheap to pay for the mildsauce in the Haroldâ€™s on 103rd and Halsted wouldnâ€™t make such a foolish order. Trust me, I knowâ€¦ I just asked my dad and even he said â€œHELL NAW!â€ I really hope you people upstairs in the corporate office know what youâ€™re doingâ€¦ there better be a good trade up someone’s sleeve, that consists of a player that can even come CLOSE to replacing Koverâ€™s consistent clutch 3, good looks, and starting momentum of the Bench Mob.
Bulls fan until the death of meâ€¦ But câ€™mon now Bulls. What are yaâ€™ll doing? Yaâ€™ll killing me!
WE WANT KORVER!